Talking Desktop Therapist

You can go through all your past relationships, friendship fall outs, and even talk about the people in your life you just don't like! Like your typical therapist, he'll ask all the important questions, such as "And how does that make you feel?" and "What do you think that means?". You'll be able to go on for hours and hours without the hefty bill! Your very own desktop therapist. Batteries included.

Disclaimer: Not a licensed therapist...at least not in North America, Europe or anywhere this product is sold.